Mystic Meg

13 league titles to 2 has sent me in an interesting attempt at predictive analysis from a Spurs fan. Basically, they are better than all the other not-top-four teams. I know Spurs seem to be getting a lot of stick on this, but the problem is that their section of WUMs and deluded fans (and every club has them) tend to be quite vocal, which firstly puts all their claims under more scrutiny, and secondly makes a lot of other fans dislike them in general. So I should say this is no way a reflection on the sensible majority of Spurs fans.

This guy, however...

"Is it quite satisfying to have a look at our potential rivals for 5th place at the moment?

They dont seem to be on level with us with their summer recruits."

- paxtonsteward

Because summer signings are all that matters. It's why Liverpool and Arsenal both won the league last year, didn't you know?

They're too long to post here, but check his predictions, especially on Newcastle, Porstmouth, City and Blackburn. Then look at their results so far and mock.

Oh, and as for Spurs being the best mid-table team? Did you know Sunderland had never won at White Hart Lane until the "Ramos Revolution" began? It's no good bragging about your amazing midfield if you can't sodding defend.

And it's no good making predictions if you haven't a sodding clue what you're talking about.