His Inner Zen

Thanks to Arsenal's 606 board's resident comedian JohnJensensGoal for alerting me to this short piece from hateglazer, which I think is about Silvestre, but given this guy's grip on reality, could be about that time Arsène Wenger was seen eating a prawn sandwich instead of an overpriced burger.

"How does it feel now that your manager has demonstrated to you all that Manchester United are a superior club to you in every deparment. I come in peace by the way, I am calm today"

- hateglazer

Apparently he's found inner calm through all of that aromatherapy he's been doing, and the rose quartz crystal he now keeps in his breast pocket for good chakra. He's so at peace, he has had a vision in which Silvestre is not just a defender, but covers every department, including physio and tea lady.

Also, notice how his post is phrased as a question, yet cunningly contains not a single question mark.


UPDATE: He's added a similar one here.

"he's [Silvestre] just said he left United to play more games"

- hateglazer

The only reason I've updated to include this is because JohnJensensGoal has a cracking response.

"Yes it would have been much more preferable if our new signing had said "I've only turned up for the paycheck. To be honest I don't want to play at all."

Which I believe is roughly going to be Ronaldo's attitude this year."

- JohnJensensGoal