Ché's Spinning in His Grave

Well, some people are still overreacting to Fulham's victory, as is evidence by this thread calling for the heads of the Arsenal board. They shall soon be quaking in their boots before the wrath of an INTERNET PETITION, which in law holds a higher standing than a parliamentary bill.

"Online Petition: Sack the POWER DRUNK BOARD

I think it is time for us the fans sign a petiton to get the board sacked, they are the real problem, not Wenger. Sign here

we will send it the club headquaters."

- London's Nicest Gooner

Note, not the "board", not the "power drunk board", but the "POWER DRUNK BOARD". Because they are DRUNK. On POWER. In case you missed it. Also, despite this being an "online petition", nowhere does he provide a link. Unless he intends on sending Arsenal a 606 thread consisting mostly of people making fun of him, LNG really needs to re-think this one.

Then he was challenged on how the board would be sacked, replying:

"the same way a board can sack its members by forcing them out. e.g Dein"

- London's Nicest Gooner

So the board will see LNG's petition and then, wait for it, sack itself. Wow. Delusion doesn't even begin to cover it.

(This ignoring the fact that Dein was not sacked, rather he resigned from the board and then sold his shares in the club to Usmanov for a tidy profit.)

"If we all pull together it is possible."

- London's Nicest Gooner

John Lennon would be proud of you and Ar5enalwin (the realistic definition of "we all"). Since you both know everything about what's best for Arsenal, maybe Usmanov and Dein will make you directors.

"i said force their hands, not sack."

- London's Nicest Gooner

What was the thread title again...?