Epic Failure

One day, there was a WUM who decided to write a lengthy article about how Kevin Keegan was better than Alex Ferguson, for the purpose of annoying Manchester United fans. Thing is, this WUM is a bit thick, so he posted it on the Newcastle board instead. Needless to say, from the responses, the Geordies are less than impressed with his idiocy. Thanks to RedDevilVivaLaTreble for alerting me to this man, who actually manages to fail at WUMming.

"Do Man United 'fans' actually believe that Alex miraculously sculpted the talents of players like Giggs, Scholes, Beckham and more recently Ronaldo or do they happily admit they got lucky? If the youth system is so amazing why are you currently fielding Frazier Campbell and Chris Eagles?"

- DavidMoyesWife

This is why he fails. If he could offer any counter points from Newcastle's system, then he would have something that, while wrong, would be harder to argue against and could allow him to stonewall if anyone took the bait. As it is, no-one will take bait that poorly laid. He's not offensive to the senses like so many others on 606, he just comes across as a gibbering halfwit. You know, the kind of guy on the back of the bus with a brown paper bag in one hand, the other hand down his pants, rambling on about the lizardmen who really control the world while swigging his Tesco Value vodka and masturbating furiously, without the mental capacity to realise that he's embarrassing himself.

Oh, and Chris Eagles plays for Burnley.

"Look at Arsene Wenger- amazing football far better than Man Untd, without having to spend ridiculous sums on players and then pretend it didn't happen like with Veron"

- DavidMoyesWife

Two words: "Franny Jeffers".